Plastic really doesn’t decompose quickly at all!
August 22nd, 2005 | by mbhunter |
Almost four decades after a boatsman lost his wallet in Marblehead Harbor, a fisherman returns it to the rightful owner after hauling it in with the daily catch.
This is a cool story. I’m glad Mr. Lubeck got his wallet back.
Above all else, though, this does prove one thing to me:
Marine creatures are much more honest than humans.
I mean, how many stingrays do you see with gold chains on? They certainly find dozens of credit cards throughout their adult life since they like to camouflage themselves by digging into the sea floor. They could easily pick those up and charge a bundle at GoldChainsAplenty.com.
Because on the Internet, nobody knows that you’re a stingray.
