Random positive feedback for everyone!
August 5th, 2008If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!
I logged into my eBay account and realized that I hadn’t left feedback for some of my recent buyers. I was poking around the feedback section, which had changed a bit from what I remember.
Since sellers can no longer leave neutral or negative feedback for buyers, my job is a bit easier, I suppose. But those thoughtful folks at eBay really have made it a no-brainer. Now there’s an option to store up to ten feedbacks, and randomly apply the stored feedbacks to each buyer!
I laughed at this. Not that I pored over my thesaurus for hours to find exactly the right eighty characters to leave for each of my beloved buyers, but the integration of a random feedback generator into my admin panel is pretty funny. I mean, I may as well have fun with it and put in phrases like this. Or make up some good ones:
- May the chicken of despair never darken your doorstep, o wond’rous buyer.
- Bought at last, bought at last, thank God Almighty, you bought at last!!
- A million billion trillion thank-yous would nary be enough, your highness.
Does anyone actually read the positive feedback comments, anyway? If I’m checking out a seller, I’m looking for the negatives, not the positives. I want to see what bad might happen. I pay absolutely no attention to the positive comments.
And as a seller leaving feedback, and not being able to say anything if it’s not nice, is there really anything else that I need to say beyond the customer sending me my money?
Further, does a prospective buyer look at the feedbacks left by sellers to see if they repeat themselves? I don’t, but will potential buyers think less of me if they see that I repeat myself?
Basically, what purpose do sellers’ comments serve anymore? Why shouldn’t I just leave random positive feedback for buyers?
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